Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/255 points)
Unlock World 2
Unlock World 3
Unlock World 4
Beat A Handful Of Levels
Beat More Levels
Thats a lot of levels beaten
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/240 points)
Use a seed for the first time
Defeat the miniboss
Defeat the miniboss without taking any damage
Find all of Big Mama's children
Complete level one
Find the shortcut in level one
Discover the source of the music in the woods
Completely level two
Defeat the boss of world one
Defeat the boss of world one without taking any damage
Find and defeat Iris
Defeat Iris without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/30 points)
turn the light on
pay for the drink
destroy the vending machine
finish the game
empty the vending machine
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/30 points)
Swear
Eat some cat food
Become the true master
Take 5 pictures
Find all 10 black cards
Find all 10 white cards
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/155 points)
Collect your first key card
Kill a helish microwave
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Gain level 9 access clearance
Medals Earned: 11/16 (240/565 points)
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/650 points)
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank